college classrooms? How can this be decided? More- over, it is hardly news that major universities, no matter the lip service, belittle teaching; brilliant teaching does not help schools gain grants or visibility. Any young professor devoted to teaching eventually gets the message or the boot. An irritated caller, and several reviewers, contended that narrowness rendered my book inconsequential: I excluded too many varieties of intellectuals, particu- larly scientists. Scientists such as Jeremy Bernstein and Stephen Jay Gould are elegant and accessible authors, but I am not convinced they have (yet) succeeded earlier humanist intellectuals. Nevertheless, the matter is open: is it possible that the energy that once fueled the tradi- tional humanities now heats the sciences? Some critics charged that I failed to acknowledge the new cultural forms and that I pine for the older intellec- political cartoons, stand-up comics, video, alternative cable, and gay, female, and black culture have replaced the parochial culture of old white intellectuals. There is more here than I can shake a stick at. Nor do I want to shake that stick. I hardly deify past American intel- lectuals and their contribution. Nor do I write off developments by Black and feminist intellectuals. Never- theless, no matter how they are judged, do these intel- lectuals constitute a refutation of my argument or merely a quali?cation? And Garrison Keillor? Millions more listen to him than ever read, much less heard about, Lewis Mumford. But is Keillor a replacement for past public intellectuals? Or just something different? I began to stammer some- thing about the nature of public intellectuals. The door- bell rang; I heard footsteps; my boy was yelling ?Daddy.? The end was near. am very sorry,? said the radio host. tuals. They noted that vigorous and popular music, Indian Giver ?We have no more time.? My book tour was over. Cl Andrew Bard Schinoohler hen I was a kid there was an expression you don?t hear much anymore: Indian Giver. It meant some- one who gave a gift and then expected to get it back. It was a pejorative term, and I sup- pose the expression has fallen into disfavor because people think it is an ethnic slur against the Native American. But recently, after reading Lewis Hyde?s The Imagination and the Erotic Life of Property (1983), I?ve come to understand that it is not the name itself?Indian Giver?that shows our ethnocentrism. It is our thinking that there is something wrong with being an Indian Giver. The root of the matter is that the Indians had a different sense of owner- ship from ours. And different does not mean worse? particularly in this case. Among the Indians, a treasured ob- ject would be the ?Gift??somet_hing that would move among the tribe?s Andrew Bard Schmookler is the author of Out of Weakness: Healing the Wounds that Drive Us to War (Bantam, 1988). members, never belonging to anyone. 50 an Indian might pass the Gift to an Englishman who, with his sense of property, would think, ?Great! We can keep this in the British Museum.? The Englishman is into accumulation, and so he is annoyed when an Indian, seeing the Gift in the White Man?s house, keeps it moving by taking it with him. In the Indian Giver and his counter- part, the White Man Keeper, we see two ways of relating to the goods of life: as things that flow on through, or as things that are stored and possessed. We all know how the contest be- tween these two approaches to life turned out. Those who were into ac- quisition acquired the homelands of those who were not. The continent is now possessed by those with a sense of possession. But to say that the way of possession has triumphed is not to say that we are the winners. Not if we ourselves are possessed by the spirit of possession. We live in the richest country in the history of the world, but it seems we?re always hungry for more?as if our things were themselves so much stored up happiness. As if money, embodying all the gratification we have delayed, were a promissory note that promised a future of ful?llment. Like magic. I remember seeing on television a few years back a feature on some Holly- wood mogul with 250 telephones lining his Beverly Hills estate, as if by magic his owning those phones assured that he would forever be connected with the world. And then there?s Imelda Marcos?s amazing collection of three thousand pairs of shoes?as if she thought that, by magic, she herself would last until all those shoes were worn out. But life is not like that. As the saying goes, ?You can?t take it with you.? Anyone who insists on ?ghting that fact of life is sure to end up a loser. Life is a gift that is not ours to keep. All we can?do is pass that gift along in our tribe, which alone endures. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. There is the archetypal Indian Giver. El 61