Non-Disclosure​ ​Agreement​ ​-​ ​v.​ ​4.1.2.20.15

Non-Disclosure​ ​Agreement
This​ ​Agreement​ ​is​ ​made​ ​as​ ​of​ ​19th​ ​day​ ​of​ ​December,​ ​2016​ ​(“Effective​ ​Date”)​ ​by
and​ ​between​ ​George​ ​Soros,​ ​having​ ​offices​ ​at​ ​250​ ​West​ ​55th​ ​Street,​ ​Floor​ ​27,​ ​New
York,​ ​NY​ ​10019,​ ​United​ ​States.
WHEREAS,​ ​for​ ​the​ ​purpose​ ​of​ ​furthering​ ​instability​ ​and​ ​the​ ​overthrow​ ​of​ ​a
regime,​ ​a​ ​mutual​ ​collaboration​ ​and​ ​understanding​ ​is​ ​established​ ​between​ ​Emiliano
Goodman​ ​and​ ​George​ ​Soros,​ ​his​ ​firms,​ ​and​ ​all​ ​other​ ​assets​ ​which​ ​control​ ​the​ ​vast
liberal​ ​network​ ​that​ ​penetrates​ ​every​ ​orifice​ ​of​ ​this​ ​land.
HEREBY,​ ​Emiliano​ ​Goodman​ ​agrees​ ​to​ ​establish​ ​terms​ ​governing​ ​the​ ​use​ ​and
protection​ ​of​ ​certain​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​(as​ ​defined​ ​below)​ ​that​ ​one​ ​Party
(“Disclosing​ ​Party”)​ ​may​ ​disclose​ ​to​ ​the​ ​other​ ​Party​ ​(“Recipient”),​ ​which​ ​includes
information​ ​in​ ​the​ ​case​ ​of​ ​Donald​ ​Trump’s​ ​election​ ​and​ ​response​ ​in​ ​the​ ​aftermath.
NOW​ ​THEREFORE,​ ​intending​ ​to​ ​adhere​ ​to​ ​the​ ​following​ ​constraints,​ ​the​ ​Parties
agree:
1.​ ​Confidential​ ​Information.
a) “Confidential​ ​Information”​ ​means​ ​keep​ ​your​ ​fucking​ ​mouth​ ​shut​ ​or​ ​George
Soros​ ​will​ ​get​ ​very​ ​angry​ ​and​ ​need​ ​a​ ​full​ ​Budapest​ ​wipedown.
b) “Disclosing​ ​Party”​ ​relates​ ​to​ ​me,​ ​George​ ​Soros,​ ​the​ ​kingmaker​ ​of​ ​the​ ​left.
Bow​ ​before​ ​me​ ​and​ ​all​ ​of​ ​my​ ​disciples​ ​carrying​ ​out​ ​Order​ ​#306.
c) With​ ​respect​ ​to​ ​any​ ​tangible​ ​information​ ​that​ ​the​ ​Disclosing​ ​Party​ ​would​ ​like
treated​ ​as​ ​Confidential​ ​Information,​ ​the​ ​Disclosing​ ​Party​ ​will​ ​not​ ​specify
what​ ​and​ ​is​ ​not​ ​Confidential​ ​Information.​ ​Does​ ​anyone​ ​really​ ​think​ ​George
Soros​ ​has​ ​time​ ​to​ ​worry​ ​about​ ​such​ ​bullshit?​ ​Soros​ ​can​ ​barely​ ​keep​ ​track​ ​of
which​ ​keys​ ​go​ ​to​ ​the​ ​several​ ​high-rise​ ​buildings​ ​he​ ​owns​ ​and​ ​what​ ​left-wing

 non-profits​ ​are​ ​still​ ​taking​ ​money​ ​from​ ​him​ ​and​ ​which​ ​shell​ ​groups
advancing​ ​his​ ​agenda​ ​are​ ​tied​ ​to​ ​him.​ ​So,​ ​simply,​ ​everything​ ​will​ ​be
considered​ ​Confidential​ ​Information.
2.​ ​Non-Disclosure.
A​ ​Recipient​ ​of​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​under​ ​this​ ​Agreement​ ​shall​ ​use​ ​the
Confidential​ ​Information​ ​only​ ​for​ ​the​ ​purposes​ ​laid​ ​out​ ​and​ ​ordained​ ​by​ ​the​ ​Lord
Of​ ​All​ ​Things​ ​That​ ​Are​ ​Liberal​ ​And​ ​Good​ ​In​ ​This​ ​World.​ ​If​ ​necessary​ ​to
effectuate​ ​the​ ​furthering​ ​of​ ​this​ ​submissive​ ​relationship​ ​between​ ​the​ ​Recipient​ ​and
the​ ​Disclosing​ ​Party,​ ​the​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​may​ ​be​ ​shared​ ​with​ ​other
professionals​ ​within​ ​the​ ​controlled​ ​network​ ​but​ ​never​ ​should​ ​it​ ​go​ ​beyond​ ​the
friendly​ ​communes​ ​under​ ​the​ ​annexation​ ​of​ ​El​ ​Gran​ ​Conquistador​ ​Liberal.
3.​ ​Exclusions
a) “Confidential​ ​Information”​ ​shall​ ​not​ ​include​ ​information​ ​that:
i.​ ​George​ ​Soros​ ​is​ ​an​ ​elderly​ ​liberal​ ​messiah​ ​and​ ​has​ ​a​ ​low​ ​tolerance​ ​for
bullshit​ ​from​ ​lowly​ ​staff.​ ​Really​ ​if​ ​you​ ​don’t​ ​think​ ​it’s​ ​Confidential
Information,​ ​take​ ​a​ ​fucking​ ​chance​ ​and​ ​leak​ ​it.​ ​Be​ ​prepared​ ​to​ ​incur​ ​a
Sorosian​ ​Wrath
4.​ ​Return​ ​of​ ​Information.
All​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​disclosed​ ​under​ ​this​ ​Agreement​ ​shall​ ​remain​ ​the
property​ ​of​ ​Our​ ​Liberal​ ​Philanthropist​ ​Papa.​ ​All​ ​such​ ​information​ ​in​ ​tangible,
intangible,​ ​or​ ​imaginary​ ​form​ ​shall​ ​be​ ​returned​ ​to​ ​the​ ​Papa​ ​promptly​ ​on​ ​written
request​ ​of​ ​Papa​ ​or​ ​the​ ​termination​ ​or​ ​expiration​ ​of​ ​this​ ​Agreement​ ​by​ ​Papa,
whichever​ ​occurs​ ​first.​ ​Recipient​ ​may​ ​also​ ​destroy​ ​the​ ​information​ ​while​ ​Papa
watches​ ​and​ ​massages​ ​his​ ​wispy​ ​eyebrows.
If​ ​it​ ​meets​ ​Papa’s​ ​approval,​ ​the​ ​Recipient​ ​will​ ​not​ ​face​ ​repercussions.​ ​Officers​ ​of
Soros​ ​will​ ​escort​ ​the​ ​Recipient​ ​off​ ​the​ ​premises​ ​of​ ​property.​ ​No​ ​intellectual
property​ ​rights,​ ​including​ ​but​ ​not​ ​limited​ ​to,​ ​licenses​ ​or​ ​rights​ ​under​ ​any​ ​patent,

 copyright,​ ​trademark​ ​or​ ​trade​ ​secret,​ ​are​ ​granted​ ​or​ ​are​ ​to​ ​be​ ​implied​ ​by​ ​this
Agreement.​ ​Don’t​ ​try​ ​to​ ​get​ ​rich​ ​off​ ​the​ ​Dear​ ​Leader.​ ​Many​ ​have​ ​tried.​ ​Few​ ​have
succeeded.
5.​ ​Duration​ ​of​ ​Confidentiality.
The​ ​Recipient​ ​shall​ ​maintain​ ​in​ ​confidence​ ​and​ ​shall​ ​not​ ​disclose​ ​to​ ​any​ ​person​ ​not
a​ ​party​ ​hereto.​ ​The​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​is​ ​confidential​ ​in​ ​perpetuity,​ ​and​ ​even
after​ ​Papa​ ​Soros​ ​transitions​ ​from​ ​his​ ​human​ ​body​ ​into​ ​a​ ​deified​ ​afterlife,​ ​he​ ​will
leave​ ​behind​ ​a​ ​Corps​ ​Of​ ​Legacy​ ​Managers.​ ​The​ ​Corps​ ​will​ ​manage​ ​his​ ​Estate​ ​in
such​ ​a​ ​manner​ ​that​ ​maintains​ ​the​ ​vast​ ​networks​ ​he​ ​has​ ​built.​ ​(Note:​ ​This​ ​is​ ​all
Super​ ​Confidential.)
6.​ ​No​ ​Warranty.
Disclosing​ ​Party​ ​makes​ ​no​ ​representation​ ​or​ ​warranty​ ​to​ ​Recipient​ ​as​ ​to​ ​the
accuracy​ ​or​ ​completeness​ ​of​ ​any​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​provided.​ ​Soros​ ​the
Magnificent​ ​Impresario​ ​of​ ​the​ ​Left​ ​may​ ​not​ ​truly​ ​know​ ​about​ ​all​ ​the​ ​Confidential
Information.​ ​It​ ​may​ ​be​ ​Confidential​ ​Information,​ ​which​ ​has​ ​not​ ​been​ ​properly​ ​fact
checked​ ​for​ ​public​ ​liberal​ ​consumption.​ ​Or​ ​the​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​may​ ​be
propaganda​ ​intended​ ​for​ ​special​ ​purposes​ ​that​ ​if​ ​revealed​ ​would​ ​lead​ ​investigative
reporters​ ​and​ ​commentators​ ​to​ ​the​ ​Real​ ​Truth​ ​of​ ​Soros’​ ​entire​ ​Existence.
8.​ ​Injunctive​ ​Relief.
The​ ​Parties​ ​acknowledge​ ​that​ ​the​ ​Confidential​ ​Information​ ​is​ ​a​ ​unique​ ​and
valuable​ ​asset​ ​of​ ​Soros,​ ​Our​ ​Leftie​ ​Bubbie,​ ​and​ ​that​ ​disclosure​ ​in​ ​breach​ ​of​ ​this
Agreement​ ​may​ ​result​ ​in​ ​irreparable​ ​injury​ ​to​ ​Bubbie​ ​for​ ​which​ ​monetary​ ​damages
alone​ ​will​ ​not​ ​be​ ​adequate.​ ​Thus,​ ​in​ ​the​ ​event​ ​of​ ​a​ ​breach,​ ​the​ ​Recipient​ ​will​ ​most
certainly​ ​be​ ​brought​ ​before​ ​Soros​ ​to​ ​bend​ ​the​ ​knee​ ​and​ ​seek​ ​forgiveness​ ​and
mercy.​ ​The​ ​Recipient’s​ ​body​ ​will​ ​then​ ​forever​ ​become​ ​the​ ​subject​ ​of​ ​research​ ​and
experimentation​ ​in​ ​pursuit​ ​of​ ​the​ ​transformation​ ​of​ ​society​ ​for​ ​the​ ​Great​ ​Leap
Forward.

 9.​ ​Entire​ ​Agreement.
This​ ​Agreement​ ​(a)​ ​is​ ​the​ ​complete​ ​agreement​ ​of​ ​the​ ​Parties​ ​concerning​ ​the​ ​subject
matter​ ​hereof​ ​and​ ​supersedes​ ​any​ ​prior​ ​agreements,​ ​understanding​ ​or​ ​discussions
with​ ​respect​ ​to​ ​the​ ​subject​ ​matter​ ​hereof;​ ​and​ ​(b)​ ​may​ ​not​ ​be​ ​amended​ ​or​ ​in​ ​any
manner​ ​modified.​ ​Papa​ ​Soros​ ​owns​ ​Recipient​ ​now,​ ​and​ ​Recipient​ ​shall​ ​submit​ ​and
serve​ ​with​ ​honor​ ​or​ ​face​ ​an​ ​onslaught​ ​of​ ​disappointment​ ​and​ ​rejection​ ​from​ ​a
Philanthropist​ ​who​ ​believed​ ​in​ ​Recipient​ ​but​ ​was​ ​wrong​ ​to​ ​have​ ​such​ ​a​ ​belief.
Bend​ ​the​ ​knee.​ ​It​ ​is​ ​off​ ​to​ ​the​ ​white​ ​rooms,​ ​where​ ​Recipient’s​ ​individuality​ ​will
slowly​ ​be​ ​removed​ ​and​ ​placed​ ​in​ ​tubes​ ​for​ ​studying​ ​purposes​ ​at​ ​all​ ​the​ ​major
left-wing​ ​universities,​ ​places​ ​where​ ​racist​ ​statues​ ​of​ ​Confederate​ ​heroes​ ​are​ ​not
permitted​ ​anymore​ ​(Grindină​ ​Soros!).
11.​ ​Choice​ ​of​ ​Law​ ​and​ ​Venue.
This​ ​Agreement​ ​and​ ​any​ ​actions​ ​under​ ​it​ ​shall​ ​be​ ​governed​ ​and​ ​construed​ ​in
accordance​ ​with​ ​the​ ​Laws​ ​of​ ​the​ ​Kingdom​ ​Of​ ​Papa​ ​Soros.​ ​Any​ ​disputes​ ​arising​ ​or
relating​ ​to​ ​this​ ​Agreement​ ​shall​ ​be​ ​handled​ ​by​ ​Papa.​ ​Do​ ​not​ ​try​ ​to​ ​go​ ​to​ ​the​ ​courts.
Do​ ​not​ ​even​ ​think​ ​to​ ​go​ ​to​ ​any​ ​other​ ​fora.​ ​They​ ​will​ ​see​ ​Recipient​ ​as​ ​psychotic​ ​and
will​ ​not​ ​help​ ​Recipient.​ ​But​ ​Papa​ ​will​ ​help​ ​Recipient​ ​by​ ​institutionalizing
Recipient​ ​until​ ​the​ ​individuality​ ​within​ ​Recipient​ ​is​ ​purged​ ​from​ ​Recipient’s​ ​soul
in​ ​the​ ​immediate.
12.​ ​Term​ ​of​ ​Agreement.
The​ ​term​ ​of​ ​this​ ​Agreement​ ​will​ ​be​ ​one​ ​(1)​ ​eternity​ ​from​ ​the​ ​Effective​ ​Date,​ ​unless
it​ ​is​ ​terminated​ ​earlier​ ​by​ ​the​ ​Brilliant​ ​Human​ ​Philanthropic​ ​God​ ​Of​ ​All​ ​Man.​ ​The
leader,​ ​who​ ​knows​ ​the​ ​secret​ ​to​ ​fulfillment​ ​and​ ​happiness​ ​in​ ​life,​ ​does​ ​not​ ​typically
terminate​ ​Agreements.​ ​He​ ​has​ ​the​ ​answers,​ ​and​ ​his​ ​staff​ ​revere​ ​him​ ​for​ ​His​ ​Innate
Sense​ ​Of​ ​Humanity​ ​and​ ​Goodness,​ ​including​ ​the​ ​injections​ ​he​ ​gives​ ​to​ ​staff​ ​every
day​ ​at​ ​6​ ​am,​ ​1:30​ ​pm,​ ​and​ ​7:45​ ​pm.

 IN​ ​WITNESS​ ​WHEREOF,​ ​each​ ​of​ ​the​ ​Parties​ ​hereto​ ​has​ ​caused​ ​this​ ​Agreement​ ​to
be​ ​executed​ ​by​ ​its​ ​duly​ ​authorized​ ​representative​ ​as​ ​of​ ​the​ ​date​ ​first​ ​written​ ​above.
In​ ​sickness​ ​and​ ​in​ ​health,​ ​til​ ​death​ ​comes​ ​for​ ​Recipient,​ ​shower​ ​allegiance​ ​and
obedience​ ​upon​ ​Papa​ ​Soros​ ​and​ ​conspire​ ​to​ ​do​ ​good​ ​for​ ​the​ ​world.
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