Google Groups More Unfortunate News leif.h.harder Posted in group: Dartmouth Beta Alpha Bromega Oct 4, 2013 10:58 PM Pledges, I regret to inform you that yet another pledge has dropped out of your class. Despite our expectations, it seems that not all of you have what it takes to remain a gentleman of Beta Alpha Omega. Pledge Cucumber, that is Sam Macomber, is no longer a pledge of this fraternity. I truly don't know why he thought that he would do better as a sister of Tri Delta. Yes, he can cook a wonderful dinner. Yes, his cookie platters are unrivaled. Yes, he is fully literate in the underground gang signs of the DDD sisterhood. Yes, he has more pep in his step than he knows what to do with. Does this mean that he should abandon his fellow pledges of Beta to join a sorority obsessed with three--sided geometric shapes? I, for one, think he has fucked up, and fucked up royally. Pledge Cucumber must wear his DDD gear at every tails and every Wednesday. Like Pledge Viv, he must do whatever his new sisterhood asks of him. And I feel sorry for said pledge because I hear DDD does some weird shit with their "babies." Sorry to burden you all with more unfortunate news. Hopefully you all have what it takes to make sure your pledge class doesn't fall apart any further. At this rate, it looks like you guys are gonna have to start locking it up. --kai-- Lars